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MINI MOVIE REVIEW: “Hundra” (1983)

  I’ve never been a big fan of the sword-and-sandal flicks, whether they are of the old Conan variety or even the new-fangled Scorpion King or 300 or Prince of Persia variety.   I have seen a number of them but … Continue reading

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MINI MOVIE REVIEW: “Beowulf” (1999)

Oy.  A white-haired Christopher Lambert gives us his half-blind myopic stare and a grunty voice while his gymastically-inclined stunt double goes flipping all over the place.  This version of Beowulf is more Mad Max than anything else except there are … Continue reading

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