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Valkyrie: You know, this guy flies by pushing himself off the ground, right, but how does Superman fly faster? Hubster: Pooting. Valkyrie: What? Hubster: In order to accelerate, you have to have force going in the opposite direction, so in the … Continue reading
Valkyrie: ***BBBBBEEEEEEEELLLLLLCCCCCHHHHHH!!!** Hubster: Woof! Chicken breath.
Hubster: Did I hear that right? Ford trucks are using military-grade aluminum? Valkyrie: Your point being? Hubster: Well, I guess they can say that in the commercial, but truth be told, the military uses some crappy alloys.
WDLS WED: I promise to love him tender, to never return him to sender, to never step on his blue suede shoes, to never treat him like a hound dog, and to be his hunka-hunka-burnin’ love.
Bob Zemeckis gives us another great movie with Denzel Washington as a very, very broken man. Kelly Reilly is fantastic as a very, very broken woman. The plane is also totally broken, even before it crashes. The film is brilliant, … Continue reading