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TH13: What I Learned From Watching “Schizo” (1976)

1.  Although your movie is called “Schizo”, you may want to include a dry Webster’s definition voice-over of “schizophrenia” because you are playing to the lowest common denominator, audience-wise. 2.  The great thing about 1970’s British movies is that you’re … Continue reading

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TH13: What I Learned from Watching “Frankenstein’s Castle of Freaks” (1973)

1. Any time you see “A Harry Novak Production” credit, you know you’re in for some hellaciously bad stuff. 2. So … It’s the mid-nineteenth century, but there are Neanderthals running around. Sure, why not? 3. Tempera paints make the … Continue reading

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TH13: What I Learned from Watching “The Beyond” (Lucio Fulci, 1981)

Quicklime will completely melt someone’s head. Falling off an 8ft tall scaffold onto the right hip and arm will cause massive hallucinations, delirium, and internal bleeding.  And the best way to transport the victim is to fold him in half. … Continue reading

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TH13: What I learned from watching “The Body Beneath” (1970)

1. Americans trying to do British accents is so grating on the ears.  Especially when the vicar is failing to channel Oscar Wilde. 2. Oh wait, these people are British?  Well, the Oscar Wilde thing has got to go. 3. … Continue reading

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TH13: My Reactions while watching “Cannibal Holocaust” (1980)

  Oh yeah, these guys are gonna die. The crustiest and most cynical jackasses make the best guides. Oh, holy GOD! That’s not a muskrat!  That’s a coatimundi, and …..  oh, NO! This television executive is one wacky woman.  Has … Continue reading

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TH13: What I learned from “Over the Edge” (1978)

1. Planned communities are inherently evil, but God help you if your master planned community doesn’t make extensive plans for children and teenagers. 2. Sure, the clothes in the 1970’s were awful, but at least the guys wore their pants … Continue reading

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TH13: What I learned from “Goliath and the Dragon” (1960)

1. The name “Euretes” just makes me giggle every time I hear it. 2. One can make a pretty good Cerberus costume with carpet scraps, a leftover mummy costume, and three flame throwers. 3. How to collect a large faceted … Continue reading

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