Valkyrie: Oh …. I really want a big bowl of Oreos ™, covered with milk ….
Hubster: I wonder why there’s never been Oreo ™ cereal?
Valkyrie: Maybe cereal makers learned their lesson with Cookie Crisp ™? That stuff was gross.
Valkyrie: There are 100-calorie packets of a kind of Oreo ™-flavored crisps. Get enough of those and a bowl of milk and you’re in business.
Hubster: But that’s not cereal.
Valkyrie: Anything’s cereal if it in a bowl covered with milk. Imagine. Meatloaf cereal!