Valkyrie: So we’re going out to dinner tonight.
Hubster: We are?
Valkyrie: Yes. We have a Groupon about to expire. It’s only for dinner and it’s up in downtown Scottsdale area.
Valkyrie: I was looking online and it turns out there’s a pet adoption place at Scottsdale Fashion Square: “Trendy Pets Adoption” or something.
Hubster: “Trendy Pets?”
Valkyrie: Shih Tzu rescue, maybe, or Labradoodles? Maybe those weird-looking hairless cats?
Hubster: Rats with mohawks? Gin-drinking naked spider monkeys? Sounds like fun.