Hubster: So it turns out that I don’t have three sports jackets; I have only two.
Valkyrie: Yeah, I didn’t think you had three. Which one did you wear?
Hubster: Considering I don’t own a black jacket, it must have been yours.
Valkyrie: (laughing) Oh dear, when did you figure it out? When you noticed the buttons were on the wrong side? When you noticed that there were no pockets?
Hubster: It was in the dry cleaning bag with the other jackets; I just grabbed one!
Valkyrie: (laughing even harder) This thing has SHOULDERPADS! You didn’t even notice the shoulderpads?
Hubster: I JUST TOOK A JACKET OUT OF THE DRY CLEANING BAG. (huffs out of the room while the Valkyrie continues to laugh)