Hubster: I got you something today.
Valkyrie: You did? Was it something I was supposed to notice? Because sometimes I don’t notice things, you know.
Hubster: I know. I got you some ice cream. I was also going to get you flowers, but they were all wilted and I didn’t want to pay for wilted flowers.
Valkyrie: I know you wouldn’t. What kind of ice cream?
Hubster: Vanilla and Cookie dough.
Valkyrie: That sounds good.
Hubster: They’re low fat or low sugar or something. They’ll probably be gross.
Valkyrie: How nice. I love you too.