Valkyrie: Awwww. Look at this picture. That is one cute pissed-off little owl.
Hubster: You see an angry bird, I see someone who dropped his calipers so many times that he has to hold together the battery case with a rubber band.
Valkyrie: You are one little weirdo Vulcan geek, you know that?
Hubster: Electronic calipers are expensive.